MACE is in peril..Jai the spirit of the magic tnp cell sent forth four mighty warriors .. Armed with their Hitchhikers guide to mace the four of them set out.. Believe you me they had no idea what was in store for them..
Before we go any further lemme introduce the four of them..
Our fearless leader of course was LORD PHILIP..of whom it is often said "He knows no pain, he knows no fear, he knows no hardship, he knows no tiredness.. In fact he knows nothing at all. But he was the only one among us who could wield our greatest weapon "THE LAPTOP"..
Then there was LORD PG (what they stand for is still a mystery) whose unerring sense of direction led us a fine dance through the jungles of bang(but wait im getting ahead of myself)..Of course another thing about our PG is that he was our ladies man..all the scantily clad beauties of the jungle kept flocking to him(but wait again im getting ahead of myself)..
Our LORD BIGMOUTH (BM) needs no introduction.. He is already world renowned..He is rumoured to know every successful person in the world and is said to have umpteen resources at his disposal
(at least thats what he says)..
Last but definitely not the least was i LORD SLOTH.. i guess my name speaks for itself.. i suffer from allergy to any and every kind
of work..my favourite quote " Dont put off tomorrow what you can put off today."
Now that you have met the heroes in the story and are waiting with baited breath let us start..
BOOK 1 : THE JOURNEY TO THE WILDERNESS OF BANG
Lord Philip went home to settle his affairs before setting out on this most perilsome of journeys..So the three other warriors set forth..After great and eloquent negotiations they managed to convince a rogue to take them where few people dare venture to- thats right "The dreaded jungles of Bang"..It is said no man(or woman) has returned from there.. Well the rogue belonged to that dreaded race of filthy slave drivers.. yes he was a PANDI..His tirades drew everyone crazy..
Finally more dead than alive our heroes were unceremoniously dumped in the outskirts of the jungle (for not even a PANDI dares to venture into the jungle)..Then our heroes made their first mistake..Lord PG confidently said he could find the way to the safe house arranged (needless to say) by lord BM..Then after braving many dangers (and a lot of travelling in circles) our heroes finally reached the safe house and collapsed into the arms of Morpheus..
Lord PG was jolted into wakefulness by the shrill beeping of the emergency beacons which each of them had attached to their wrists..Lord Philip was in trouble..Lord PG and BIGMOUTH after several unsuccesful attempts to wake lord Sloth rushed to the rescue on their rickety glider (so much for the excellent transport they were promised)..After a hair raising wild ride (for LORD BM drives like a maniac) they finally came upon Lord Philip who was glumly contemplating the myriad twists and turns and was totally and completely lost..Sir PG flatly refused to risk another ride with Lord BM..They left him to his own devices and made their way back.. By noon they had all assembled (thats right even Lord Sloth who sacrificed even his nap for the cause) and attempted to chart out a plan of action..
After many deliberations it was decided that Lords PG and BM (it took a lot of convincing to get PG to agree) would go to the CASTLE MINDTREE and seek the wisdom of the Head Raja(HR) there and the other two Lords were to stake out the territory...They set out with Lord PG CLINGING on to his seat for dear life and Lord BG with a manic grin on his face..The other two lords set out on foot at a stately pace(what did you expect with Lord Sloth being one of them?)..
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ?
Well we will find out tommorrow wont we..
TO BE CONTINUED
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