My Childhood Rhymums

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Well when i was a kid i had this thing for rhyming words.... well i still kinda do.. when i felt in the mood ( which was generally during class hours) i used to jot down these er... poems.. lol
THE FOLLOWING POEMS WERE WRITTEN BY A SIXTH STANDARD KID (although a remarkable one) AND ARE NOT TO BE JUDGED (LOL.. THERE IS ALWAYS POETIC LICENSE)

FATSO (this is dedicated to the official class bully)

I saw fatso eat with satisfaction,
He was eating with a lot of concentration,
He had a very good reputation,
For stealing his neighbours food without any hesitation,
He has got no passion,
For beggars who have no ration,
Everybody watches with admiration,
The large amount of his consumption,
Nobody could give him any satisfaction,
Even with a large amount of ration.

(I woulda gone on but the period got over and wit it , the shall we say poetic mood faded away)


oh oh i gotta show my adoring (lol) fans my very first poem.. this i suppose was in the fifth standard..
New Year (no prizes for guessin when i wrot this one)

Each time when comes a new year,
Everyone says to each other happy new year,
Everybody gets their vehicles on gear,
And go to their friends who are near and dear,
Have fun and drink some beer,
Nobody hunts hares or deer, ( i was anti-hunting)
Every person can easily hear,
Loud shouts far and near,
Nobody has any hesitation or fear,
To share gifts or fruits like pear,
Doctors always come up with a cure, (er i suppose poetic license extends
For patients who cannot endure, to pronounciation too)
Everybody has nice clothes to wear,
And wish you a very happy new year.


( if you have not already run away screaming i gotta say you have remarkable perseverance)

as a reward here goes

Once upon a midnight dreary,
soomething or the other lake erie..

( there i knew dat would have the desired affect)